If you are in a relationship and on good terms with your significant other, and for some bizarre reason you, at 7 p.m. on Valentine\’s Day, haven\’t yet so much as mentioned what day it is today to that person (even if only out of scorn for what is to you simply another goddamn corporate [...]

It\’s been a while since I\’ve done one of these, hasn\’t it? Almost exactly a year. The original intent was to create a series of dryer shots and tint each one a different colour. The going\’s slow, currently averaging at 1.5 dryers per year. But even at that rate, I should get through Roy G. [...]

This idiom, which translates almost identically between French and English (\”the writing on the wall\” — although the French version sounds much better) originates from the Biblical book of Daniel. Supernatural fingers appear out of nowhere as King Belshazzar of Babylon and his court are having a feast, spelling the imminent demise of the Babylonian [...]

After all, you can only do so much with toilet paper.